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red velvet pancakes. chocolate chip pancakes. blueberry pancakes. omelette. french toast. waffles. crepes.
but i have 5 more hours of school.
and all i can think about is the conflicting situation ive gotten myself into.
of the 3. 1 is irrelevant now. the other 2 have pushed him completely out of the picture.
but Julio and Joe. i cant pick.
Julio.. already with permission to marry me in 2016.
and Joe. whom ive liked since july.
how can i chose when both lack so much.
i dont even show julio affection, yet he wants me to be his girlfriend before the academy.
and joe. i will never have a chance, but what i feel for you i thought id never feel again.
both deeply genuinely care about me. both feed me. both show me affection and make me the main of all the hoes they have.
i just cant chose. so i continue to do both. but i cant have my cake and eat it too. im going to have to pick one eventually.
Its the little things.
Out of everyone on this list, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid had the best pussy. She was a virgin and she was THIRSTY as fuck for ole boy. She sold out her entire species to grow legs to give him some of that mussy (Mermaid pussy). Once you do something like that, there’s no limit to what you’ll do to please your man, she was tossing salad and everything.
Pocahontas had already been ran up in by that dude she was supposed to marry, so John Smith was getting leftovers. Plus, she walked around barefoot, the soles of her feet were probably on some struggle shit. No bueno. I didn’t see her in not one pair of moccasins in the whole cartoon. She didn’t even need a flint to start fires, just rub them feet together over a tinder bundle and the blaze was on and popping.
The bitch from beauty in the beast probably has the most hollowed out cavernous pussy in Disney history. Even after he turned to human form I bet his loins were on some mandingo shit.
Princess Jasmine was a spoiled frigid bitch. The very definition of a pillow princess. The type of broad who licks the head of your dick three times and thinks her job is done. The type of broad who don’t ride dick cause it makes her legs hurt. The type of broad that always make you wear a condom cause she don’t like the sensation of cum running down her asscrack. Her only plus is she got that good Indian hair.
because im so annoyed by it and by the fact that youre fucking around with other girls.
and making me feel bad for liking someone who isnt you.
Spending 12 hours with you.
Lol yeah right.